Tuesday, October 10
Are you Listening?
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Ha Ha HA! :dramatic eye roll here:
The historical appeal of breasts. Should we even discuss it? I was in my walkin closet getting dressed pondering the preportion of my mammalia. The stories I could reveal here about this very subject of men and my boobs. You have to understand that since the age of fourteen I have had to wear a bra. Now in junior high school that is a like waving a red flag at a bull. Let's just comment that I hated boys until I was out of high school. And it didn't help that I was a swimmer. So now we have an idea of the proportion. Its a hell-of-a long time to be wearing a upper body restraining device! Time passing and gravity is not kind to the exterior bits. And my poor aching back... oy vea!
I have long considered having a reduction. Money is the one of the prohibitive factors involved here. The next is the fact when they do a reduction, they do an incision around your areole. Yea what good is that going to do? I mean half the fun of the boobalas is the sensation in that region. So yea, lets severe the nerve endings. NOT. Archaic. You know what i have to say? If men had boobs, you can DAMN well be assured that a much better approach to this reduction surgery would be available.
So, one more day in the holster until I can find a procedure that doesn't cost me an arm and a leg. And a doctor that can preform this surgery without completely severing my nerve endings. Sighs. Someday.
Back Straight, Chest Out, lest we get some static on the Radio. ;-)