There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love,
but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Pearl S. Buck

Wednesday, September 19

Avast me Hearties

Today is...

International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
In keepin with the theme, here are some pick up lines to use when you go out drinkin with yer mateys... ARGG!!!

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

For the Guys...

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!


1. You. Pants Off. Now!

I think number 8 on the ladies list is my favorite. And I like number one on the mens list. :giggles:

yo ho ho let's share a bottle of Rum! :arggggg:

and if that wasn't enough, here is my pirate name.

My pirate name is:

Mad Jenny Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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  1. lol. the pickup lines are too funny!lol

  2. Captain Ethel Cash she be.

  3. I be Captain Jack Flint.


  4. Ahoy fellow swash-buckler! Here I be Dirty Anne Kidd, not Cap'n Tink no more. Yo ho!

    Btw, #4 of the ladies pick-up lines is AWESOME. I may have to use it on Hoop sometime. ;)

  5. I love pirates! My name is Bloody Mary Cash. Apparently I like fighting and musicals.

  6. Hahaha them pirate accents really do translate well in print! As I've been reading your blog from top to down trying to catch up on whatever I've missed I can see someone's feeling a little lonely lately. So I ask ye, Arrrgh ya free Saturday night?!

    Don't worry Mel, you'll find someone to take care of and cuddle you and the little man soon enough!

  7. HAHAHAHAH i looove pirate humour
    Arr me mateys, arrr.

    "Im...not attractive" (Sea Captain, The Simpsons)

  8. HAHAHAHAH i looove pirate humour
    Arr me mateys, arrr.

    "Im...not attractive" (Sea Captain, The Simpsons)