There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love,
but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Pearl S. Buck

Friday, December 7

christmahanukwanzaakah online holiday concert

Ok. I don't know if any of you click on my links (as I am a complete outdated dork who doesn't have the know how to create a blog roll/rss feed thingie). One of my "blog reads" is Citizen Neil. Neilochka lives and writes in LA. Sometimes he makes me laugh. Other times he doesn't.

I got an email that was from Neil. He said, you have to submit your song by Sunday night. I was all like, WHAAT? Seems that I had made a comment on his entry two weeks ago that I would record a song... yikes. By Sunday night. Double yikes. But after the initial scaredy cat reaction, I started thinking about what song I could sing.

Yea I am going to do this! I think I may even get the kid involved wearing his santa hat!!

so dear readers. Give me some suggestions. Run Run Rudolph? Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas? Something from the old Rudolph program? Give me suggestions! Then check over at Citizen Neils place on Monday to see the results.

this should be way fun! hi HOOOO. hi ho hi ho its off to the mall we go... :giggles:


  1. Wow, that post title is a mouthful! Haha!

    I say submit Stairway to Heaven.


  2. Merry Christmas From The Family
    by Robert Earl Keen.

    Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
    We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
    Little sister brought her new boyfriend
    He was a Mexican
    We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
    Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad

    Brother Ken brought his kids with him
    The three from his first wife Lynn
    And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
    Of course he brought his new wife Kay
    Who talks all about AA
    Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
    The First Noel

    Carve the Turkey
    Turn the ball game on
    Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
    Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
    We need some ice and an extension chord
    A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
    A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
    Haleluja everybody say Cheese
    Merry Christmas from the family

    Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
    I can't remember how I'm kin to them
    But when they tried to plug their motor home in
    They blew our Christmas lights
    Cousin David knew just what went wrong
    So we all waited out on our front lawn
    He threw a breaker and the lights came on
    And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

    Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
    Make Bloody Mary's
    Cause We All Want One!
    Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
    We need some celery and a can of fake snow
    A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
    A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
    Haleluja, everybody say cheese
    Merry Christmas from the Family

    email me. I'll send you the mp.3

    - -
    Father Luke

  3. I agree w/ rednecknerdboy! ou cant go wrong with STH....

    or is all else fails,

    Have yourself a merry little xmas is good

  4. The above song that father luke posted is AWESOME! lol